Monday 30 December 2013

Five Albums From 2013

Last year I felt under-qualified to comment on new music. This year, I actually bought some new albums. I also had some bought for me and I even heard a couple of others too. So, in no particular order...

5. Fever Forms - The Octopus Project
A Christmas present, fresh to my ears. I have had a soft spot for this Austin, Texas four-piece ever since Hello Avalanche (2007). Fever Forms is a bit more vocal than that album (or 2010's Hexadecagon), but still showcases the bands unique sound. Gorgeous, theremin-heavy, esoteric kaleido-pop. Charming.



4. Comfort - Maya Jane Coles
Over the last couple of years, I kept hearing tracks from DJ and producer, Maya Jane Coles. They were always delicious, sparse slices of soulful, 4am house music. Given her sound, I had assumed she was a middle-aged graduate of the old skool. Turns out she's actually a clued-up twenty-summit. Like Fever Forms, Coles' début long-player is more vocal than I'd anticipated, but still has that shadowy soul of her DJ sets. Sleek.



3. Factory Floor - Factory Floor
Ever since I heard Two Different Ways in 2011 I've been champing at the bit for Factory Floor to release an album. This eponymous LP is an aloof collection of looping, clattering, hypnotic jams, with Nik Colk Void's vocal weaving through the cacophony like the ghost of Nico trapped in a Roland TB-303. Inscrutable.



2. Spaces - Mixhell
Brazil's greatest export. Laima Leyton (machines) and her husband, Sepultura's Iggor Cavalera (drums) are joined by Max Blum (bass) for the electro-disco-punk outfit's first album, Spaces. All tracks are perfectly designed for dance-floor or headphone consumption. Catching them at Glastonbury was a live highlight of the year too. Maravilhoso.



1. Edgeland - Karl Hyde
As the singer with Underworld, what has always set Hyde apart from many a front man is his lack of ego. His words and voice are woven into the mix rather than being the centrepiece. Always playing deference to the music; the tune is god. Given that fact, Edgeland could have gone so wrong. But in ditching the floor-filler beats, edging himself closer to the front, Hyde still just wants us to look at the world around us rather than at him. Edgeland is a beguiling and atmospheric train-ride of brownfield-folk and guitar-tinged electronics. Lovely.

Thursday 28 November 2013

The Best of All Possible Worlds

I have planned to write a comic strip for years. Decades. I've scripted a few. Sometimes, I've even got as far as drawing a few pages. But, for one reason or another, they never got finished.

Entirely Possible began on 12th July, 2013. Installments have gone live every week since then (with only a one week chapter break), every Friday*, without fail. At this time, there is no end scheduled.

I don't think I fully understood the implications of this when I began.

Design Prototypes from 2010
Usually, when I take on a new writing gig, there's a deadline and a definite point where I can stand back and say, "There. It's finished."  From the moment I get the first inkling on whatever the story might be about, through getting the nod from the editor to write it, until the final email back from them to say, "Yep, you're done," a part of my brain is running all the possibilities of the potential story.

Most days that buzz in the back of my brain is invigorating. On some days, it can be like a bluebottle repeatedly crashing its head into the double-glazing. It is a constant process that can both nourish and deplete the soul.

When the story is finished, the buzzing stops and a calm is restored. Then, after a while, I start to miss it. For good or bad; I need to get the buzz back.

Entirely Possible was my solution to this. Or so I thought.

"Set up a blog, set a rolling deadline, map out some loose breakdowns for the first few pages and go!"

A narrative powered by raw necessity. My train of thought departed for no fixed destination!

Now, it doesn't stop. The buzzing. Queenie needs things to say. Theo needs things to do. Before you know it, it's Friday again. People want to know what's in the box! Go! Go! Go!

On the hoof and off the cuff; Entirely Possible's style and flow is being dictated by its process.

Whenever I'd started creating comic strips in the past, it meant having to be at home, for long stretches of time with paper pencils and ink. Technology has done away with this requirement. Entirely Possible is created on a 7" Kindle Fire with a couple-of-quid app (Sketch Book Pro Mobile) and a half decent stylus. The strip could not exist without this technology.

I work two jobs. I have a wife, a five year old son and a two year old daughter. There is just no room in my schedule to fit sitting at a desk with pencils, paper and ink for protracted periods of time for no pay. With my tablet, however, I can draw on my commute, or while sitting with the kids watching Abney & Teal or pretty much whenever I find I have five minutes free to do so.

The first chapter; The Train in Vain and the Junkmail Messiah, wrapped a couple of weeks ago. I have now bundled all those pages into a digital comic file (.cbz) which can now be downloaded from the 'Downloads' page on the Entirely Possible site. Reading the chapter in one go is a whole new experience.
The interface of a digital comic file is much smoother than reading it online. Do give it a go. (If you are new to reading digital comics, you'll need to download an app. Personally, I use Comikat on my Kindle Fire, Perfect Viewer on my Samsung mobile and Comic Rack on my desktop. There are loads of others. Check your app store or search online)

Entirely Possible has readers not only in the UK, the US and Australia; but also in places I hadn't expected, like China, Russia, Egypt and many more besides. This is extremely gratifying. What is equally gratifying is the fact I have been getting feedback from readers who aren't your traditional comic-book fan. Theo and Queenie's adventures, whilst somewhat strange, are pitched for a broad appeal. So far, I seem to be setting the right tone.

If you're enjoying the strip, please share it. If you want more Theo P, please visit my 'Published Work' page and purchase some of his prose appearances. I have plans. If I can steadily increase the audience, I can justify spending more time on bringing these plans to fruition.

Quick! Run! You'll miss the train!

b

x


(*PS. For technical and logistical reasons, the strip now goes live on Wednesdays @ 1700, GMT - The Hump of the Week will never been same again!)














Monday 7 October 2013

So, What Have We Learned..?

A year has passed since the first BBTM blog post, so let's take a moment to evaluate the journey we have made from there to here.
What have we learned? Here's seven things...

1.  I don't update often enough. Especially recently. This situation will probably not get any better in the near future.
a) Keeping on top of a weekly webcomic has not helped with this.
b) But on the other hand, we have Entirely Possible to enjoy every week! (You are reading Entirely Possible aren't you? Good.)

2. I hate Tories with every iota of my being.

3. I love Jack Kirby's Fourth World. I got the other three volumes of the omnibus over the year and although it does tail off towards the end, I loved them so much I've been tracking down the post-Kirby runs. There's quite a lot to get through and the quality of some is such that I stall from time to time, but there is some minor gems amongst them.

4. It's the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who and my literary contribution to the celebrations is a short story called, With All Awry, which is available in the charity anthology, Golden Years.
I have now received my comp copy and it a very fetching publication it is too. My story has a beautiful illustration by Carolyn Edwards (who also did the cover), but you will need to purchase it to see inside.

5. Am loving Mixhell.

Caught them at Glastonbury. We danced like we meant it. They gave us free T-Shirts. Win.

6. Too many things are happening at all times.

7. Breaking Bad, 1Q84, Saga, Wentworth, Chew, Rivers of London, Nando's Crisps

So, there you have it.

Big blog very soon about all things Possible.

Happy Birthday BBTM!

b

x

Friday 19 July 2013

This and That

Myth Makers: Golden Years
A couple of bits of shameless plugging;

DWIN have just announced the imminent release of their Doctor Who 50th Anniversary short fiction anthology, Myth Makers Presents: Golden Years. 
There are twelve stories from a variety of authors, including myself. My tale is called, With All Awry and here's a teaser;

The Doctor has of late (but wherefore he knows not) lost all his memories and indeed it goes so heavily with his (Eighth) incarnation that this strange, Camden Town flat in which he lives with someone called “Reg” seems to him a sterile promontory.

Other authors include Kelly Hale, Cody Quijano-Schell, Violet Addison & David N Smith, with some other names, new to me, making up a pretty cool collection. It will be available to order from the Myth Makers site any moment now.

Entirely Possible 
Also, later today, I am launching my new, weekly webcomic, Entirely Possible. It will feature the ongoing exploits of Theo Possible.

It's free and will update around 1700 (GMT) every Friday; the Spirit of the Weekend in Sequential Art form. Please check it out and spread the word.

See you Friday!

b

x

Tuesday 9 July 2013

Mardi Gras on the Western Front

Festival season is here and so far the weather has been pretty lenient. Download, I understand, was a tad stormy at times, but Glastonbury was blessed with sunshine the vast majority of the time.
Observe...


The British weather being what it is, such scenes can never be guaranteed. Every regular festival attendee will have an anecdote or two involving rain and mud and I am no exception. But, I am not here today to recount my part in the flash-flood of Glastonbury 2005 (it wasn't my fault, despite what anyone says).

My first, published short story (in 2009) was an adventure for Paul Magrs's gin-quaffing time lady, Iris Wildthyme. Iris is exactly the sort of person you could imagine running into, during the frazzled, small hours at Shangri-La. It was obvious to me that the story should be set somewhere similar.

The resulting tale was entitled Party Kill Accelerator! and here's how it opens...

~
It was a moment before dawn or the tail end of twilight and there was music. Iris shushed Panda. Through the staccato rhythm of the rain she could feel the distant bass rumble, a bank of sonic fog on the horizon. Panda felt it too, although it did little to engage his enthusiasm. Such was the uniform greyness of the earth and sky, it was impossible to tell where one ended and the other began. Onwards they schlepped, toward the music, the mud and the incline conspiring against their advance.

Iris re-checked her instructions. Panda eyed this with disdain.

“Directions from the back of a cigarette packet and a hike through miles of oomska, Are you sure it wouldn’t have been more appropriate for me to wear a dinner jacket, Iris?”

She ignored his sarcasm. “Not much further now, music’s getting louder.”

Panda adjusted his sowester. His yellow wellingtons looked grey now, the landscape seemingly contagious. Iris’s transparent mackintosh was leaking, soaking her leopard print outfit beneath. She decided to suffer this discomfort in silence, denying Panda the satisfaction.

They passed clusters of parked vehicles, all as grey as the landscape, drizzle making them indistinct, as though viewed through a badly tuned television. The music grew louder. Over the brow of the hill, a row of lights came into view, set along the top of an imposing steel fence. It stretched the length of the invisible horizon. Iris threw Panda a vindicated smile. Ahead, they spotted a flimsy, canvas gazebo, where a sturdy, bullet-headed figure loomed.

They approached the figure, a slab-faced man grasping a clipboard in his right hand, the little finger of which was missing. The three remaining knuckles were crudely tattooed with the word ‘Ron’.
“Tickets,” Ron murmured in a monotone.
“We’re on the guestlist, lovey. Iris Wildthyme.”
“Plus one,” added Panda.
“Who you guests of?” muttered Ron.
“Jimmy the Mandrill,” Iris confirmed.
The doorman flinched.
“That’s Mandrill as in ‘blue-faced monkey’,” she clarified.
Tilting his head to one side, Ron checked his clipboard.
“Jimmy… The… Mandrill..”

"Iris threw Panda a vindicated smile"
“ZONA OSCURA FESTIVAL - ACCESS ALL AREAS – VIP - PANDA”

Panda turned the gold laminated lanyard over in his paw. Sheltering beneath the awning of a hot-dog stand, he watched the herds of bedraggled merry-makers shuffling through the slurry. People of every species staggered and splashed their way between tents and stalls, united in filth and inebriation. Iris was getting her bearings. “Right, we’re here…” She pointed to the map on her lanyard, “…and the VIP tent is here. So we need to go…”

“Oh, for pity’s sake, woman! That’s completely the other side of the site!”  Panda’s exasperation had reached critical mass. “Enough is enough! I require a drink. Immediately.”

Iris held her hands up in mock surrender.

The nearest tent with a bar was ‘Madame Moiré’s Burlesque Escapade’. Inside was a suitably louche, satin draped haze of pheromones and smoke. They sat themselves at an empty table, near the front of the stage.

“So, who is this ‘Jimmy the Mandrill’ anyway?” Panda asked again.

“I told you,” said Iris.

“No. You’ve been incredibly vague. Why is he giving us VIP passes to the Zona Oscura Festival anyway?”

“I don’t know. He was showing off probably. He said he was a promoter. Everyone had had a few drinks.” She shrugged. “It was a party.”

“Well, if it was one tenth as ghastly as this place, then I’m glad I stayed at home to watch David Attenborough.”

There was a drum roll and a cymbal splash and a sultry voice from the PA.

“Ladies and gentlemen, for your delectation, please welcome to the stage, Ms Carmen Tranquil!”

The curtain parted and Panda beheld a vision.

Iris, conversely, saw a hefty lass in her smalls take to the stage and decided on a tactical retreat to the bar.
~

...and if you want to find what has Panda so entranced, you'll just have to check out The Panda Book of Horror for the rest of the story.

Hopefully, I've captured some of the flavour the Great British Music Festival. It's an atmosphere which Iris describes as; 'Mardi Gras on the Western Front' (for is it not said; Dulce et decorum est ager et inebriamini et saltatione*?)

Inspired to hit the fields this summer? So far, it looks like you'll need to pack your factor 30 along with your wellies. Whatever the weather, may the road rise with you...


*It is sweet and glorious to get drunk and dance in a field

Thursday 6 June 2013

Fair Enough

Last time I was talking about Underworld and their work on the 2012 Olympics. Ages ago now, I know, but anyway; do you know which was my favourite moment from that whole summer of games?
It was this -


My heart swelled with national pride. Booing George Osbourne at any point is, of course, the correct response. But, to boo him during the oasis of pure, unadulterated good-naturedness that was the Paralympics? At that moment, it was the most appropriate act a human being could undertake.

By some hideous, seemingly impossible twist of fate, the UK has ended up with a Tory government again. I know the election was a few years ago now, but it shows my level of incomprehension at the fact that it has taken me this long to comment on it.

I could say that it was the recent death of Thatcher which has brought about this current appraisal, but that would not be true. I started writing this piece before she shuffled off. In fact, the announcement seemed to stall my thought processes for a time.

What is it with the Tories? Specifically these Tories, this time around. Let's see, shall we?
Check this out -
Mister Terrific & Mister Terrific
Meet Mister Terrific! The white guy at the back is the original, "Golden Age" version of the character, who first appeared in 1941. The black guy in front is the contemporary version, originating in 1997 and still in evidence in the more obscure fringes of the DC Comics multiverse today.

(Yeah, alright. Bear with me. It takes a while to sort this stuff out, OK?)

Known as 'The Man Of a Thousand Talents'; Mister Terrific (in both his incarnations) possesses no super powers. He is an Olympic level athlete, he is a master of martial arts and is a certified genius (the current Terrific describes himself as the world's 'Third Smartest Man', although he has never said who's first or second). He is a self-made multimillionaire. Basically, he's like a more chipper, non-goth, non-posh Batman.
At the age of 42, I have come to accept that by now, my preoccupation with the superhero isn't going anywhere. Subsequently, I've come to the conclusion that there is a metaphysical element to this preoccupation.  The superhero archetype is, for me, about hope, altruism and moral conviction whilst dressing in absurdly gaudy clothing. Mister Terrific, in both his incarnations, sums all this up at a glance.

Classically, superheroes wear a symbol of a glyph on their chest or belt or wherever; a 'brand' for their particular style of crusade. Superman has a shield to protect us all from harm. Batman has a silhouette to strike fear into the hearts of evil doers. Mister Terrific has the words 'Fair Play'.

'Fair Play' has to be a universally understood mission statement. It's one of the earliest pieces of social awareness anyone is taught - Take turns. Look after your sister/brother/friend. Make sure everyone gets a go. Share your toys, your sweets. Don't forget to look out for the smaller kids, the shy ones. Make sure they get to have a go too. Don't cheat. Play fair. It's an essential part of a human being's hard-wiring in order to be a functioning member of society.

Now, in order to become a Tory, somewhere along the line, this wiring must get tampered with. For those born into wealth, adhering to the notion of 'fairness', on a larger scale, would mean giving up the advantages they acquired by pure chance. Who's to say that redistributing the wealth more evenly would really be the best thing for everybody? We don't want to rock the boat, do we? We need to conserve the status quo.

You can see how they justify it to themselves, can't you? It's vile, but you can see where it comes from.

Look at this -

IDS does NLP!

Yes, it's failed former Tory leader, failed novelistCV fantasist and current (failing) Work & Pensions Secretary, Iain Duncan Smith. Listen to his mantra!

'Fairness.'

It's not just him, it's the whole Downing Street cabal of unelected, privately-educated millionaires that are dropping the F word into every other sentence. I find it utterly reprehensible. I don't remember Thatcher ever talking about 'fairness'. She had no interest in even attempting to make things 'fair'. Of course, neither do this current incarnation of Tory, they are just repeating the lie often enough, so it becomes 'true'.

In the late 90's I was searching for an idea for a new tattoo. Something that evoked my idealism and also to remind me of it, during the times I'd forget or didn't feel it. My brother had made me this brilliant bust of the classic Mister Terrific for Christmas, a few years previous and it became my inspiration.
 'Fair Play' has child-like simplicity (some might say naivety) that suited the vibe I was going for. So, I tweaked the letters into a tag and had it etched onto my spine (ouch). An affirmation made flesh.
My 'Fair Play' Tattoo
Terrific bust (heh)
This new breed of Tory has found its own, new, personal way for me to despise them. Not content with merely possessing a repugnant, self-serving ethos at its heart or its shameful history of waging a scorched-earth class-war across the country's manufacturing industry. Its deification of the work of financial spivs, its infecting of the Labour Party, turning them into a grinning, 'New Labour' zombies, its divide-and-conquer innuendo, pitting society's marginalized against one other; none of these calamities were enough for them.

No. They had to steal my affirmation and set it to work for their deceitful cause.

A whole, new way to hate them, just for me!

Fair Play!

(PS, incidentally, when DC comics rebooted Mister Terrific in 2011, they tweaked his costume like this -






<- Look! Now he has 'Fair Play' tattooed on him too!)















Saturday 9 February 2013

English Disco Lover

A few weeks ago, a friend put a shout out for recommendations for the top tracks of 2012. Soon after, another friend listed their Top Ten Albums of 2012.

I don't think I even heard ten albums in 2012.

There was a time when this list-making would have been easy. But, now I am over forty, have two kids and no time.

I have got into the habit of doing mixes occasionally, in order to incite myself to seek out new tunes (I try to keep everything twenty-first century, with room for maybe one to sneak in from previous years).

Here's my Top One Track of 2012



It swaggers, stomps and staggers through the dark. It's minimal and menacing. Sweaty, grimy, glitchy robo-funk for the lock-in at the heat death of the universe.

Not for everybody, perhaps, but just my cup of tea.

Whilst 2012 saw me failing to harvest much in the way of new music, it also saw my favorite band of all time returning. Not only returning, but commanding an audience of a scale they have never previously known. The thing is, the audience themselves probably weren't aware of this at the time.

You may have noticed that London ran a sports event during the summer. No?



Underworld were responsible for the music of Danny Boyle's universally-lauded opening ceremony to the London 2012 Olympic Games.

I first came into contact with Underworld twenty years ago. I remember walking into The Rocket on Holloway Road in North London for a Megadog all-nighter and seeing three guys on stage. The two blokes on the left-hand side wrestled with infernal machines, producing a thunderous, pulsing, clanging, bleeping cacophony, whilst on the right-hand side, the third guy accompanied them on the harmonica.

Tunes didn't begin and end. Sections slid across one another. After a while, the guy on the harmonica stopped playing his mouth-organ and sung for a bit. Then he danced. Then he picked up a guitar and jammed. It was a glorious, controlled chaos. It was, as the song goes, a beautiful thing. It was Underworld.



I bought my first piece of Underworld vinyl soon after and then it was really just a case of finding things to do with my life until it was time to see them play live again. It's hard to believe that Spikee is twenty years old. It still sounds fresh. Both alien and unlike anything else, yet warm and familiar.

Underworld became the background to everything (everything) I have done since; truly, the world beneath the "real" world. Where the everyday and the strange are one of the same. I met my wife partly through a shared love of this music. The tracks To Heal and Two Months Off (Our song!) were played at our wedding. Both our children have been to Underworld gigs in utero.

When they announced that they were working with Danny Boyle on the opening ceremony, it made perfect sense (they had collaborated several times before) but, for a devotee like myself, it also seemed unreal. To have them sneak to the cultural foreground, still hidden, but in plain sight, was a perfectly Underworld type thing to do.

And I Will Kiss, from the Pandemonium section of the show (with Evelyn Glennie) has licks recycled from one of their earliest tunes, Rez.



The 'pealing bells' at the climax of the performance were lifted straight from Two Months Off.



Underworld's DNA was spliced right into the show. Not only that, but the arrival of the athletes was accompanied by swathes of their back catalogue, some having been remixed especially for the occasion.  For those who already loved Underworld, it was simultaneously surprising and obvious. Their music had already entwined itself with my own life in much the same way. Why shouldn't it do the same in this celebration of the Best of Blighty?

2013 has begun and already Underworld have resurfaced from two different directions in space and time. Karl Hyde has announced a solo album and small tour this year. Amongst the work from the new album, he's promised to perform some of the more esoteric Underworld tunes, not normally performed live. Meanwhile, from the distant past, an audio recording of Underworld's Experimental Sound Field from the 1992 Glastonbury festival has materialised. A tantalizing taste of a show from a few months before I first came into contact with them.

Some new, old stuff and some old, new stuff.

Everything everything everything everything everything everything everything...